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I've gone from grocery store to grocery store buying up every box of the Kellogg's Together With Pride cereal and I acquire them all listed on eBay.

I'm kidding, I did not do that. Although apparently some people did because fine luck getting a box of this sweet, heart-shaped crunchiness online for less than $20 a box. 

This pisses me off, frankly. As a card-carrying member of The Lesbian Agenda, I should be entitled to at least one box of Celebration cereal. But apparently Pride has just become too trendy .

I should contain known that the completely real and official Homosexual Agenda's, um, agenda to make every unpartnered person identify as LGBTQ+ would backfire when it came to procuring limited edition breakfast foods. 

Especially since I study that eating this cereal either makes you queer or increases your queerness. Think Popeye and spinach.

Which explains why the American Family Association (AFA) side hustle, One Million Moms (OMM), is so upset. Everyone knows that cereal consumption is directly correlated with sexual orientation and gender identity. 

On June 18, OMM, a organization of "millions" of moms followed by 4,138 people on Twitter, took to the interwebs to deman

Annals of food marketing: Same-sex attracted Pride kids’ cereal

Kellogg has issued a new cereal in honor of homosexual pride month.

And here’s what’s on the back.

The side panel gives examples of pronoun options (he/him, she/her, they/them, or add your own).  The top panel is a wrist band on which you can write your own pronouns.

I collect cereal boxes and didn’t want to overlook this one.  I could not find it in any of the supermarkets I’ve been to.  I bought this one online,.

But now that I include it, I am not sure what to form of it.

On the one hand: It’s a partnership with GLAAD.  It promotes acceptance, and opposes bullying.  Hard to argue with that.  It also recognizes the market power of the pride community—but to what end?

On the other: This is a sugary, ultra-processed cereal, aimed at kids, no less.

  • The sugars: One serving has 12 grams of added sugars, accounting for 24% of the upper daily limit for sugars and 37% of the calories in this cereal.
  • Ultra-processed: This is the term for meal products that are industrially produced, bear little resemblance to the foods from which they were derived, are made with ingredients that can’t b

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    Kellogg’s new LGBTQ cereal wants to fill your mouth with Pride

    If you’re looking for amore thematically appropriate way to start your day during Pride Month, Kellogg’s might have the answer: its new “Together with Pride” cereal, launched in collaboration with GLAAD.

    Resembling heart-shaped Froot Loops, the berry-flavored cereal has an edible glitter coating to really heighten the LGBTQ-ness of it all — because apparently nothing says Pride quite like fruity glitter.

    With a box exhibiting a number of Kellogg’s cereal characters — including Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle, and Pop, and the Frosted Mini-Wheats mascot waving a Pride flag — the rainbow-hued cereal will hit stores in May for $3.99, just ahead of Pride Month in June.

    While the cereal itself might be a tad ridiculous, buying a box will make at least some measurable impact.

    Kellogg’s will donate $3 from each box sold to LGBTQ media advocacy corporation GLAAD, provided people upload their receipt to Kellogg’s website.

    Related: GLAAD introduces ‘Equality Accountability Tracker’ to chart Biden’s LGBTQ progress

    The launch of the new “Together̶

    Sometimes Heather comes flying into the Autostraddle #freeform Slack channel and asks the team which queer woman things are more lesbian. Yesterday she did it with cereal mascots, and thus: “Cereal Mascots, Ranked by Lesbianism” was born. We eagerly look forward to defending Snap, Crackle, and Pop! in the comments.

    17. Cruncheroos Dino

    Valerie: Heather did you…invent mascots just for this question

    Christina: OKAY RIGHT

    Drew: Not gay but #1 himbo ally.

    16. Fruit Loops Toucan Sam

    Ro: Toucan Sam is 100% a self-proclaimed ally who bought a bunch of pride merch at Target

    Nicole: He is giving me middle-aged-gay-white-man-running-the-LGBTQ-affinity-group-at-the-conference vibes. enjoy “Do you crave a rainbow sticker for your badge? HERE!”

    Drew: I don’t know… I experience like she’s a very eager infant queer at her first pride. (Who went by Samantha until two months ago.)

    15. Cap’n

    Ro: I think every masc queer goes through a phase where they insist on wearing a captain hat.

    Laneia: *@stef has entered the chat*

    Stef:

    Ro: I am not surprised in the least.

    Ro: If only I could find a pic of me at 19 in my